Condoms and NFL Week 14 Picks

Why do I feel so embarrassed when I buy condoms? I should feel proud, elated, and frankly focused more on my impending task - getting down. This last situation may be the crux of the problem. There's a common misconception that anyone buying condoms is immediately rushing home to use the entire pack. Whether it's a 3-pack, 12-pack, or a Costco-pack we just assume anyone carrying condoms is going to get laid within minutes, numerous times, with numerous people, and numerous fetishes. Not so. For instance, I'm an avid arts-N-crafts hobbyist and I use the latex from condoms to stretch around toy mobiles to create a large model planet Earth inhabited by Bubble-Boys and Bubble-Girls.

Be responsible. When you see someone on the street with condoms in their hands, don't have a knee-jerk(off) reaction.

Here are my NFL Week 14 Picks.

I didn't do so hot last week, putting me at 14-18 on the season and unfortunately 0-3 with my Super Picks. Whatever, carpe diem. Seize the fucking day. Let's get some games this week.
As per usual, home teams in caps, and spreads from covers.com.

Steelers -10 over BROWNS
Saints -10.5 over FALCONS
Packers -3 over BEARS
COLTS -7 over Broncos
Bills +1 over CHIEFS
Bengals +6.5 over Vikings
PATS -13.5 over Panthers
Jets -3 over BUCS
JAGUARS -3 over Dolphins
RAVENS -13.5 over Lions
Hawks +6 over TEXANS
TITANS -13 over Rams
RAIDERS +1 over Skins
Chargers +3 over Cowboys
GIANTS -1 over Eagles
Cardinals -3 over 49ERS

Super Picks:

Packers -3 over BEARS
Bengals +6.5 over Vikings
COLTS -7 over Broncos